Congrats to Kristina, the last drawing winner for the month of December. I still have more goodies, so I’ll re-start the giveaways at the beginning of February, to celebrate Valentine’s Day. :)

I am still getting everything out, I have about six packages left to send. I was wondering if there was any interest in tshirts for sale - if so, let me know and I’ll try to get a little e-store type thing set up.

So here it is, New Year’s Eve Day. I am celebrating having made today the final payment to my former partner for this little website. As of tomorrow it’s 100% mine again, which is making me very happy. I’m contemplating whether or not to make a new year’s “resolution”, something I don’t normally do because I think it jinxes things. And I’m thinking maybe I should keep blogging only to tell you all very random things that I want to share… but then they are unimportant random things. Such as?

1. Villainess is my new favorite indulgence, replacing the long-time favorite Lush. Heather is a good and true friend, who saw fit to gift me with some Smooch for Christmas, which led of course to me buying bunches of Smooch of various kinds because I think every women in my life needs to try it. (Kristina, today’s winner? I’ll send you a little Smooch sample with your prize.)

2. You know your remodel has been going on for too long when you have a sex dream about a threesome with your contractor, your husband and yourself. Although it was a smoking hot dream, heh.

3. My lovely kitchen is done, and has been christened by having our first party. The rest of the remodel will be another 3 months probably, but now I don’t care because I intend to live in my kitchen. This probably will mean that any weight loss new year’s resolution will be doomed to fail.

So: what’s YOUR new year’s resolution?

Happy 2008!!!!
love,
Jane

Happy Holidays everyone! I am hoping everyone had a peaceful and pleasant couple of days.. just announced the most recent winners in our drawings a tad bit late, but I wanted to get a couple more drawings in before the end of the year, so:

This prize will be a Rock Chick, and a JanesGuide stickgirl t-shirt.

Drop a comment by December 28th, noon, to be entered to win…

and congrats to Peter and Stephanie, winners of the most recent round!

happy holidays!
~Jane

Sorry for the delay on getting this contest up - I was a bit under the weather and away from the computer for a couple of days. Now, for this drawing I know it won’t be there by Christmas, but what better way to ring in the new year than with a nice vibe-induced orgasm?

I have in my possession two very lovely Laya Spot vibrators, and two Tristan plugs, which I will send out to two lucky winners, along with cute little Stickgirl JanesGuide.com t-shirts.

To enter, drop a comment by: Friday, December 21st

p.s. I have almost everyone mailed out now, but Dave and knotty_scout, I am going to re-draw for your prizes if I don’t hear from you by Friday, as I never got email responses…

happy holidays!
~Jane

Okie - so, just finishing drawing names for the last one, but for this drawing I’m doing it different. The first FIVE comments automatically win a JanesGuide.com t-shirt! (this means if you DON’T want a shirt, you should wait until there are at least 5 comments… :) )

As for the prize pack, one random draw will win the following: a game of Pervartistry, one of the infamous Hitachi magic wands, and a beautiful (and perverse looking) creation from Vixen called the Nexus. And of course a t-shirt. :)

Comment by: midnight Sunday, Dec. 16th
comment on: I am so out of ideas, I don’t care. whatever you want
Retail value: $191

Ok, next up I have two identical prizes again, and thus two winners will be drawn! The prizes? For starters, one of nJoy’s Pure Plugs. This is one toy that I know AAG and I both agree on, it rocks. Both of these are nJoy’s original Pure Plug in medium (so don’t let AAG’s 2.0 review startle you). Come to think of it, I can’t remember which size the one I have is (small or medium) but it is a very nice, heavy, sexy toy. Also included: my own favorite little vibrator, the Waterdancer (the waterproof version of a pocket rocket) and a JanesGuide.com tshirt.

Retail Value: $130
Orgasm Value: priceless
Comment to enter by: Noonish Friday the 14th of Dec.
Comment on: anything, even a simple ‘hi’ will do… :)

I love the holidays… and Dave, winner of the SizeQueen prize, you still need to email me your info!

xox,
Jane

Congrats to Lorelei, Dana and Subnouveau, winners of the 3 Nea vibes over the weekend! They’re totally cute little toys…

Now on to this prize, remember to keep on entering - the odds of winning are pretty darn good right now. :) The current prize up is sweet: you’ll get a GoodVibes brand G-twist silicone vibe, GV Brand waterproof “Jungle Smoothie” vibe, lube and batteries all in a DevineToys locking pink toy satchel! And of course a JG t-shirt. :)

The toy satchels are really nice, I actually have this one also - although I will say the lock isn’t exactly strong. It’ll keep out the merely curious, but not someone who’s willing to break it.

Total retail: $165ish
Comment by: Noonish Wednesday the 12th of Dec.
Comment on: whatever your lil heart desires..

~Jane

First, congrats to Dave for winning the most recent drawing. Now on to the weekend! It’s getting closer to Christmas and I still have lots of prizes and goodies to send out, so this weekend I will be drawing three winners instead of one. I have in my possession THREE beautiful Nea vibes - I happen to have one of these myself, and I will attest to the fact that it’s as beautiful as it is functional. You can read the review AAG did about this toy here.

Along with your Nea, I’ll send a JanesGuide tshirt of your choice.

Hrm. I’m running out of ideas of what to comment ON to win, so just comment on anything at all - you can even enter with just a smiley. :)

Retail value per prize: $115
Comment to enter by: 10am Monday, Dec. 10th

happy holidays!
~Jane

Congrats to Summer, winner of our most recent contest (a Rock Chick and a copy of Urban Friction). Next up, the Size Queen package. I was surprised to realize that I didn’t have the term in my Janeology section, but I’ll add it. What is it? Well, the term originated in the gay community to describe a man who liked very large cocks. Now like lots of terms, it’s been co-opted to describe anyone (male or female) who likes big cocks (or, in this case, big dildos).

Prizes include: the Brando dildo from Vixen Creations. I LOVE Vixen dildos, they’re super high-quality, gorgeous silicone. I will admit that I have this particular toy in the red/black swirl combo. It doesn’t get pulled out often, but oh my when it does! Then if you’re really going for it, I’ve thrown in a Tristan butt plug, also made by Vixen Creations, and lastly my very favorite little vibe of all time, the WaterDancer, which is a waterproof version of the pocket rocket.

Like always, you get to pick a JanesGuide tshirt to go with the rest of your goodies, and I’ll wrap everything up all Christmasey and send it out. :)

Retail value for this prize pack: $171
Comment to enter by: Noon Friday, the 7th of December
What to say?” Comment with your favorite site we’ve listed in the past month. New listings are here, if you want to remember what’s new.

Congrats to Tammy, winner of the weekend’s ‘Toys for Boys’ drawing - I’ve been sitting here wrapping up presents this past hour here at the office, but I have lots more goodies to give away before I’m done, so enter one of the random drawings already! :) Next prize pack up: a Rock Chick, a copy of the DVD Urban Friction, and a JanesGuide t-shirt. :)

The Rock Chick:This U-shaped toy has a hooked end for G-spot pleasure and a wider ridged end for clitoral and labia stimulation. Rocking the toy forward and back nudges the G-spot and rubs the clitoris at the same time–a proven combination. You can also heat up this silicone toy with hot tap water for comforting warmth or cool it down for an icy chill. Includes a vibrator and three watch batteries. Insertable length: 4″, diameter at widest point: 1″.

AND

Urban Friction: An adult tale of love and sex in the big city from the award-winning directors of LIBIDO Films. When it comes to sex, new lovers Mika and Poochie both get off on the idea of pushing one another’s boundaries. So just for fun, each agrees to make a favorite fantasy come true. Mika maintains her end of the bargain by gifting Poochie to a cruel mistress. But Poochie gets cold feet when Mika finally reveals what she wants — to be the middle of a male sandwich. When his girlfriend isn’t around, Poochie lives up to his doggy name and thinks the best way to resist temptation is to give in to it immediately. Knowing full well that guys will be guys… Mika seeks advice from her more experienced girlfriend on how to have her cake and Poochie, too.

As always, this prize pack will include one of our new JanesGuide t-shirts.

To enter this time: Leave a comment below on how you found JanesGuide. :)
Comment by: Midnight Wednesday, Dec. 5th
Retail Value: $114

Happy holidays!
~Jane

First off, sorry for the confusion re: commenting. If you put the website you reference in the website field, it links that website from your name. You CAN reference a URL directly in the post if you like.

With the confusion, I decided to randomly draw from everyone even if they posted after the midnight deadline. I would have been doing this on time, had I not been unexpectedly out of town for a couple of days. (sorry about that.) And the winner of the first random draw is: Justin McIntosh

Now the next prize pack up for grabs: toys for boys! I have in my possession two very cool and highly rated things:

The Aneros MGX: Its unique design stimulates the prostate both internally and externally, which can result in incredibly intense orgasms. The insertable portion is smooth, blunt, and curved for targeted access. The curly handles allow the wearer or a partner to rock the toy back and forth, and the long forward handle presses into the perineum (the area between the anus and balls or vagina) creating added stimulation to the internal root of the penis. This clever toy is designed for men’s bodies, but feels good to women too, with part of the handle dipping into the opening of the vagina.

AND

The Fleshlight: has been hailed as the ultimate male masturbation toy by those who know best — men who’ve used it. Made of a soft silky material that feels almost as good as real skin, the Fleshlight is a penis sleeve intended to recreate the feeling of a penis in a vagina (and this one does with remarkable success). With the lid on, the discreet Fleshlight resembles an oversized flashlight in transparent casing, but twist the lid off and a realistic vulva appears. Has a removable base for greater length or vibe insertion; made of phthalate-free “Reel Feel Super Skin.”

And of course a JanesGuide.com t-shirt in the prize pack, and Christmas card from yours truly. :)

To enter: drop a comment on what type of thing you’d like to see MORE of here at JanesGuide.
Comment by: Midnight Sunday, 2nd of December
Winner announced: Monday the 3rd
Retail value: $163

To comment just click below. :)

~Jane