If you spied the Saturn Wand sitting out on your friend’s dresser, you might be tempted to think that she’d invested in a unique piece of chunky silver jewelry. That’s how pretty it is. Polished and highly reflective, the Wand consists of a 1″ diameter ball which gradually melds into a curved shaft; […]

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I love super-strong vibrations, and I sincerely believe that this vibe is the strongest battery-powered vibe I’d had the pleasure of trying thus far. If you are into delicate, dainty vibrations, this is NOT the vibe for you.
At 6″ long, the Blueberry Buzz has plenty of handle for you to keep a firm grasp […]

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I don’t know how many of you might remember when I used to blog about my goofy orange and white cat named Andy, but at any rate I did - lots. And he died last year. He was the third orange/white cat of my lifetime, the first being the original Andy back when I was […]

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How insanely useful is this? The Alien Lover Dildo glows in the flippin’ dark!
I cannot tell you how many times I’ve been forced to fish around in the dark for a recalcitrant sex toy that rolled away to some unknown location under the covers or on the floor. That would never […]

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I’m sure almost everyone reading this blog knows what “MILF” stands for, but just in case: “Mother I’d Love to Fuck” is what the actual acronym stands for. It originated, far as I know, via the world of online porn, with MILF being a type of porn featuring women a bit older than typical. Of […]

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Where would we sex-loving perverts be without our lube, I ask you?
The answer is that we’d be bone-dry and extraordinarily cranky when we tried to do deliciously dirty things to ourselves or our lovers. So let’s pause for a moment today and give thanks for lube.
*pause*
Let’s give thanks in particular for Sliquid Lube, which […]

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I love silicone lube. I love it so much I’d bathe in it, if that were possible, and if I had time to take a bath.
However, it’s not wise to use silicone lube on your silicone toys, so sometimes you need a water-based lube. Enter Babeland’s Entice Lube.
Entice Lube is the […]

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If you arrive at an orgy in full swing with a handful of individually-wrapped Pleasure Wipes and Cum-Kleen Wipes to share, you will be everyone’s new best friend, I guarantee it.
Don’t ask me how I know this. You’ll just have to take my word for it.

Cum-Kleen Wipes and Pleasure Wipes are designed to […]

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by Morgan Hastings
I take issue with the use of the word “vagina” as a synonym for “vulva.” Because I am a fussy pedant, I would prefer that the word “vagina” only be used for the actual passageway between the uterus and the outside. But this is a minor semantic barb thrown at a […]

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to say that I’m out of commission until Thursday - no email access, no office time, just some recup that I may blog about on the PG rated blog. if you need to reach me, it’ll be Thursday until I get your email.
p.s. happy birthday to some old friends, Max yesterday and James Mogul […]

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