I am ridiculously impressed by the Lelo Nea Mini Vibrator from Black Label Adult Shop.
As you have possibly realized, I’m a bit prejudiced toward large toys. I adore toys that stretch me out, fill me up, pound into me and otherwise make me scream. So when I had my first look at the […]
According to the description on Babeland’s site, you are meant to read the book (Violet Blue’s The Smart Girl’s Guide to Porn ) before you watch the two included movies.
Oh! Book before movies!
My bad. I watched the movies first.
The first movie I got my hot little hands on, Jack […]
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If you spied the Saturn Wand sitting out on your friend’s dresser, you might be tempted to think that she’d invested in a unique piece of chunky silver jewelry. That’s how pretty it is. Polished and highly reflective, the Wand consists of a 1″ diameter ball which gradually melds into a curved shaft; […]
I love super-strong vibrations, and I sincerely believe that this vibe is the strongest battery-powered vibe I’d had the pleasure of trying thus far. If you are into delicate, dainty vibrations, this is NOT the vibe for you.
At 6″ long, the Blueberry Buzz has plenty of handle for you to keep a firm grasp […]
How insanely useful is this? The Alien Lover Dildo glows in the flippin’ dark!
I cannot tell you how many times I’ve been forced to fish around in the dark for a recalcitrant sex toy that rolled away to some unknown location under the covers or on the floor. That would never […]
Where would we sex-loving perverts be without our lube, I ask you?
The answer is that we’d be bone-dry and extraordinarily cranky when we tried to do deliciously dirty things to ourselves or our lovers. So let’s pause for a moment today and give thanks for lube.
*pause*
Let’s give thanks in particular for Sliquid Lube, which […]
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I love silicone lube. I love it so much I’d bathe in it, if that were possible, and if I had time to take a bath.
However, it’s not wise to use silicone lube on your silicone toys, so sometimes you need a water-based lube. Enter Babeland’s Entice Lube.
Entice Lube is the […]
If you arrive at an orgy in full swing with a handful of individually-wrapped Pleasure Wipes and Cum-Kleen Wipes to share, you will be everyone’s new best friend, I guarantee it.
Don’t ask me how I know this. You’ll just have to take my word for it.
Cum-Kleen Wipes and Pleasure Wipes are designed to […]
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Don’t say that I didn’t warn you. I’m warning you now.
The Jollie is a large toy. Go on, go look at it right now. I’ll wait.
You looked. Good. Doesn’t the Jollie look like a snail divested of its shell? That’s what I thought the first time I saw it. […]
The Berman Athena Vibe comes packaged in a tiny purple box printed with tips on how best to employ your new toy. Tucked inside the box you’ll find another instruction sheet, four interchangeable silicone tips, an adorable purple storage bag, and the vibe itself.
Measuring in at just over 4″ long (barely double […]
