Humor / Satire / Silly

It is pretty rare that I contact a site and ask to do a review, but this one just charmed the pants off of me! The site is fairly new, but the content is unique and real. In the words of the site owner, "Modern Hooker is a sex worker, sex worker rights activist, blogger, writer, cheap thrill seeker, and random comic." You'll find the web comic in the "smirk" section, and if you've ever worked in the sex industry I think it will give you some pretty big laughs. The real meat of the site is found in the new blog section, however. Modern Hooker has a very charismatic and whimsical style, but she also has a lot of powerful and insightful things to say. I was particularly interested in some of her observations regarding the recent influx of young women into the prostitution industry. Witty, lovable, sexy, and one of a kind. I think you'll love this woman! - Vamp

Date Reviewed: 2009-06-03
Cost: Free Advertising Content: Low
Category Listings: Blogs / Journals - Sex, Humor / Satire / Silly, Sex Work Info

This is a very fun site that is all about the penis. It has a penis survey that asks about length, width, circumference, circumcision, and growing vs showing. It is interesting to see that the survey currently is very close to the information that is often reported through more mainstream and academic sources. In addition to that, they offer a Dicktionary (penis synonym database) and several penis quizzes. It is a bit educational, but mostly just a fun time. The links section lists quite a few high quality and on topic sites. Extremely well done! - Vamp

Date Reviewed: 2008-09-29
Cost: Free Advertising Content: Low
Category Listings: Advice / Education, Humor / Satire / Silly, Sexuality Info

You might be wondering why a relatively new site (just 3 months old) is already creating such a buzz around the internets. It might have something to do with the fact that the contributors to this group include some pretty heavy hitters of the sexblogging world. So what happens when some of the sexiest writers get together to work on a blog? You end up with an orgy of amazing content: sexy stories, hot images, spicy toy reviews - most anything your naughty little mind could want in a sex blog. And since there are multiple contributors, you are treated to a blog that can offer you multiple updates in a day - your RSS feed will be thrilled when you subscribe(and I know you will too). - Shay

Date Reviewed: 2008-09-09
Cost: free Advertising Content: low
Category Listings: Blogs / Journals - BDSM Dominant, Blogs / Journals - BDSM Submissive, Blogs / Journals - Sex, Humor / Satire / Silly, mainstream erotica, Sexuality Info

The Free Porn Times touts itself as an x-rated version of the Onion, but imho it seems to fall rather short. The site is little more than a vehicle to push affiliate links to other porn sites. The layout is confusing and busy and the articles are sometimes mildly funny at best. In keeping with it's name, The Free Porn Times does offer some free porn (besides the money making links) in the form of screen captures from "Second Life". The site's creator seems particularly interested in "Second Life" as he mentions it frequently around the site - he even "manages" a free "sex lounge" in the "Second Life" world. In general, I wasn't very impressed with this site; with so much great and funny adult writing out there, don't bother wasting your time here. - Shay

Date Reviewed: 2008-05-22
Cost: free Advertising Content: Very High
Category Listings: Humor / Satire / Silly

Is it wrong that I find this site absolutely hysterical? Dentata.net features representations of the tooth-bearing vagina myth in all its vivid glory. Drawing from film, art, sculpture and comics, Dentata.net provides captioned thumbnail images that enlarge when clicked. The webmaster gives synopses of how the vagina dentata myth shows up in a run-down of films from the past several decades. External links point to such treasurers as a vagina dentata tattoo, handbag, short movie and cookie. What fun! My favorite image shows a juicy vulva with arachnid teeth near the clit. I may have to send this picture to men who won't believe that I don't want to date them. I tell them it's of me. - AAG

Date Reviewed: 2008-03-18
Cost: free Advertising Content: moderate
Category Listings: Humor / Satire / Silly, Sexuality Info, Uncategorizable

Lust Bites has been around for about a year and has around 12 contributors, most of whom appear to be authors of interesting-sounding erotic novels. The site serves to mainly inform readers about newly released books by this troupe, but also gives fans a chance to interact more with these authors: ask them questions, hear their thoughts on different topics, and even win a prize or two. -Shay

Date Reviewed: 2008-02-07
Cost: free Advertising Content: none
Category Listings: Humor / Satire / Silly, mainstream erotica

It's really very, very wrong of me to be reviewing this site, because it only joined Jane's impressive queue mere hours ago. Really, I had no intention of actually reviewing it, but the title grabbed my attention so compellingly that I had to snatch up the review for my own before another reviewer beat me to it, and then once I saw the link, I had to click on it and read just a bit of the site, and then a half-hour later when my chest hurt from giggling, I figured what the hey, may as well review it. How Not To Get Laid is Stewart Fox's reader-generated collection of what he calls "coitus rejectus." Readers send in stories of their painful, poignant, funny and frightening rejections, all for the amusement and edification of HNTGL readers. Have you ever had a date spend an hour cleaning the cat litter before she was ready to make out? Have you gone out with someone who carried a 5" hunting knife in her purse? You can read those stories and dozens more on 'How Not To Get Laid'. The site is nicely laid out and easily searched by category. You can rate the stories by means of stars. Now I'm going to wrap up this review and finish reading through the archives. - alwaysarousedgirl

Date Reviewed: 2007-02-26
Cost: free Advertising Content: low
Category Listings: Advice / Education, Humor / Satire / Silly

This is a thoroughly charming and very real romantic site that explores the relationship of a D/s couple. What I really like about it is that it isn't preachy, and it wasn't set up to be an information site. It basically came about because the submissive was learning HTML and it seemed like putting her poetry together in the new format she was learning just made a lot of sense. After she was done, her Master encouraged her to put it up on the web. The result? A page full of erotic D/s themed stories, dragon fantasy world erotica, pony tales, and more. The site is very poem heavy, including the (very good and very honest) section called "Our Story". I really recommend this part of the site to people, because it takes on some of the very raw emotions that are often a part of life and little spoken about. They tell the story of meeting in their forties, each of them in unhappy marriages with multiple issues. They talk about the internal moral struggle that they had about the relationship that bloomed between them, and how awful it felt to know how it would impact each of their families. They discuss step parenting, nasty divorces, and six years of learning to grow together as a couple. The section is short, but very poignant. It is often told in the third person, which is rather unusual, but interesting. I find myself wanting to quote all sorts of things from the site, but it is probably better if you go take a look yourself. In addition to what I've mentioned you'll also find some free D/s themed cards (for printing out) and essays about such topics as switching, ponyplay, mummification, canes, wax play, and bondage. There is also a very funny humorous poetry section that made me giggle. A site with a lot of personality that was obviously forged out of the yearning to communicate honestly and passionately. - Vamp

Date Reviewed: 2006-12-13
Cost: Free Advertising Content: Low
Category Listings: Advice / Education, alternative / sci-fi erotica, BDSM Art, BDSM Fiction, BDSM Resources, D / S, Humor / Satire / Silly, Sado-masochism (S/M), Sexuality Info

This is simply a must read site. The writing is articulate and intelligent and most of all, in proper English! It is hard to put the right words to paper to do this site justice. If you appreciate satire and offbeat humor then you will be right at home at Utterpants. Some of the sections I enjoyed immensely were the satirical advice on various problems, English definitions, and the parodies. I haven’t been so captivated or laughed so much in a very long time. I really need to finish my reviewing for the day so I can spend the rest of it at Utterpants reading. Be prepared to spend a lot of time here. Go NOW! - Koi

Date Reviewed: 2006-09-11
Cost: Free Advertising Content: Minimal
Category Listings: Humor / Satire / Silly

Erika Lust is the founder of the adult audiovisual production company Lust Films. In addition to this, she is a Feminist and self proclaimed "sex culture expert." Her blog is extremely entertaining, and often quite funny (although she can come across as a man basher to some). I, however, have to laugh at an industry that will attack her for talking about men in a way that would be considered "tame" if the same tone was applied to women. So, I say to the men who are offended (as they have often said to us when we are upset), "Lighten up, Babycakes!" Erika seems to find all the best online clips through iFilms, and she makes her own 21 minute porn video available for free download. I actually found myself watching it for the plot and laughing at some of the humor. How bizarre. If you like her stuff, you can follow her links to a site that offers her other films via pay-per-view. I look forward to checking in with this blog, it was actually FUN to read! - Vamp

Date Reviewed: 2006-06-23
Cost: Free Advertising Content: Low
Category Listings: Blogs / Journals - Sex, Humor / Satire / Silly, Sex Positive Goddesses

The erotic poetry you'll find on this site is coquettish and sweet, but sometimes very naughty. Anne Tyson offers up four books of her original poetry that run the spectrum from slapstick cute to mild BDSM/damsel in distress stuff. Each book has several sample poems to read, and there is also at least one audio version (so you can hear what it sounds like spoken aloud). All of the stuff is one-on-one heterosexual, and the author says it is designed to be read aloud by women to men. The books are available for purchase through many outlets, including mainstream folks like Amazon. If you visit the site, be aware that there is audio on the index page that will alert anyone in the vicinity that you are visiting it. The sound comes from a sort of animated woman that you will see throughout the site. - Vamp

Date Reviewed: 2006-05-04
Cost: Free Advertising Content: Low
Category Listings: BDSM Fiction, Books / Zines, Humor / Satire / Silly, mainstream erotica

This webzine is for those that like a "little bit of this" and a "whole lot of that". You'll find a wide selection of porn from pretty straightforward hardcore to erotic art. There is a video section as well, and it manages to be a grab bag of the unusual and the sexually graphic. You'll find vintage, BDSM, ethnic, "she-male", BBW. and more inside. There is also quite a bit of writing by the site owners and guest contributors that cover all sorts of subjects from political porn to the use of the alphabet during cunnilingus. One of my favorite bits is by Mikey, who talks about how to shoot better erotic pictures. All in all, it is a lot of fun and manages to present a wide range of materials within a fairly liberal and humorous framework. A lot of the material isn't original, but there are sections that clearly are. It was a toss up, but I decided that enough of it was produced by the owners to qualify for "Original". After 90 days of membership, the price for the site drops to $9.95/month recurring. - Vamp » More Info!

Date Reviewed: 2006-04-26
Cost: $12.95/month recurring (see above) Advertising Content: Low
Category Listings: amateur compilations, anime / toons, art / digital art, BDSM Art, Downloadable Video, Humor / Satire / Silly, Sexuality Info, TV & TS, Uncategorizable, vintage / pinup, webzines

D. Musgrave has amassed quite a collection of erotica here, ranging from short "flash" pieces to ongoing stories and novel length pieces. Most of the stories are fairly mainstream, and they all stay far away from any taboo topics like incest or rape. You'll mostly find bisexuality, a little dominance and submission, voyeurism, and your standard XXX variety lust. (He also has excerpts from some of his books available, which you can purchase through Renaissance E-books.) There are a few guest authors to choose from, and I think the variety makes the site even more delicious. This is a great place to stop by for some home grown erotic writing that is literate and imaginative. You'll even find a bit of satire here. » More Info!

Date Reviewed: 2006-02-23
Cost: Free Advertising Content: Low
Category Listings: alternative / sci-fi erotica, BDSM Fiction, D / S, Female Domination, Flashing / Exhibitionism, Humor / Satire / Silly, mainstream erotica

Hoot Island's tag line is "silly sex for silly people" and the wonderful Chris Bridges has delivered on that for as long as JanesGuide has been online, so it was about time to write up a re-review. Unfortunately, yet understandably, the photo section is pulled because of the new 2257 laws, but MOST of the content was never about photos so we'll live. The "words" section (type dirty to me) has such fun things as the "victorian sex cry generator" for the next time you need something unique to yell out mid-coitus. You'll find a plethora of funny articles, from "101 Reasons to Masturbate" to "Make Mine Vanilla" (a guide to Missionary position sex). You'll find tons of essays, original erotic fiction with a funny twist, and don't forget to check out the "goofy shit" section.

Date Reviewed: 2005-08-02
Cost: Free
Category Listings: Humor / Satire / Silly, webzines

This site is a literary porn fancier’s wet dream. The free section is a tiny sample of what they have; one sample story and a couple of free extras. What do they have to offer members? New stories - at least five of them – every week, in addition to bonus stories, illustrations, jokes, and assorted other treats. This week’s Club Cocktail was accompanied by a short-short piece about sex at amusement parks. How can you not love that? No advertising at all, and a well maintained web site that is easy to navigate and very clearly laid out – what more could you ask? The fiction is all well written, high quality, with a focus on plot over “stroke� materiel. Their submission guidelines are clear, and they are happy to accept work from new authors. There are galleries of past illustrations, a forum and discussion page, and more fiction in the archives. I cannot heap enough glowing praise on this web site. You really have to join to appreciate it. If you like the written word, if you appreciate the nuances of well written erotica versus simply hot porn, you will quickly make this site your favorite, too.

Date Reviewed: 2005-05-24
Cost: $17.95 Mo/Nonrecurring Advertising Content: None
Category Listings: art / digital art, Humor / Satire / Silly, mainstream erotica, webzines

This is a great webzine, which has been free for some time but is constructing a member's area soon. The material ranges widely with interviews, diaries, cartoons, stories, fiction, and galleries of photographers & illustrators. Content is all original work of the submitting artists. Many of the contributors are well known within erotica circles, but as well the site solicits submissions from known or unknown fellow "starving hedonists". They update monthly - and judging by the current issue, updates are healthy - and downloads of the prior three years of issues are available for fee download. I thought it was worth a visit just for their exclusive cartoon, "Rugburn" alone, but enjoyed the rest as well. » More Info!

Date Reviewed: 2004-06-19
Cost: free Advertising Content: modest
Category Listings: Humor / Satire / Silly, mainstream erotica, webzines

I spend a lot of time at ASSTR, and Nick is one of the authors I find myself repeatedly returning to. [We don't know each other - I just like his style.] His personal site here, hosted by ASSTR, is quite well done. Unusually for the genre, he has licensed permission for all of his pictures, and you can find yourself rolling on the floor laughing your ass off just cycling through his 'picture of the day' collection. The site is all free, and quite nicely done. His stories are a cut above the usual wanking story. Beyond using a spellcheck, an often omitted skill, he actually knows how to use the language, how to construct a story, and how to make a wanking story fun - and stimulating - to read. Now that I've found this I'm going to be bookmarking him directly instead of just going to ASSTR and hunting. » More Info!

Date Reviewed: 2003-04-03
Cost: free Advertising Content: nil
Category Listings: Humor / Satire / Silly, mainstream erotica

This site is a collection of erotica and beyond. The main author is Captivatex, but there are many guest authors as well. There are BDSM themed stories, romances, flash stories (100 words or less), and even "extreme erotica" that really pushes the edges of conventional stories. You will find some humor, poetry, and articles as well. It appears to be taking submissions. » More Info!

Date Reviewed: 2003-01-12
Cost: free Advertising Content: low
Category Listings: alternative / sci-fi erotica, BDSM Fiction, Humor / Satire / Silly, mainstream erotica

This is a fun little personal page site from a self-described "feminist-thinking male". You can possibly guess from reading through things that he's kinky, or at least has an interest, and sex positive. Probably the coolest part of the site was the "sex toys" section, mostly because it's the first time I've seen anyone do any sort of in-depth description/review of sextoys for MEN instead of women. You know, cockrings, sleeves and pumps and such. Most people think sextoys and stop at vibrators and dildos, it seems like. There are a few interviews up, a words section with definitions of words that sound sexual but aren't, and a tongue-in-cheek "journal" of "Mistress Maniah, Budget Dominatrix" provides a giggle. (Hey, Lippy Imp now writes sextoy and book reviews here at JanesGuide, check them out!)

Date Reviewed: 2002-08-19
Cost: Free Advertising Content: Low
Category Listings: Advice / Education, Humor / Satire / Silly