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Remember when you were a kid and you went to the circus, or to a birthday party, where you watched the clowns preform? Remember how you used to fantasize about the vaguely sexy girl-clowns giving you head? No? Well, you might still be interested in checking out Chica the Clown. Chica is a hot little clown girl who loves to post high quality videos and pictures of herself, usually while giving blowjobs. She's got an explicit sample video available on the site as well as a number of pictures for those who aren't sure if they want to invest in a membership. Chica also takes requests from members who want to see her act out something more specific. This is a site that all you coulrophilics out there are going to want to check out. - Shay

Date Reviewed: 2008-04-09
Cost: US$29.95/month Advertising Content: n/a
Category Listings: amateur compilations, BDSM / Fetish Video, Hardcore, Uncategorizable

Is it wrong that I find this site absolutely hysterical? Dentata.net features representations of the tooth-bearing vagina myth in all its vivid glory. Drawing from film, art, sculpture and comics, Dentata.net provides captioned thumbnail images that enlarge when clicked. The webmaster gives synopses of how the vagina dentata myth shows up in a run-down of films from the past several decades. External links point to such treasurers as a vagina dentata tattoo, handbag, short movie and cookie. What fun! My favorite image shows a juicy vulva with arachnid teeth near the clit. I may have to send this picture to men who won't believe that I don't want to date them. I tell them it's of me. - AAG

Date Reviewed: 2008-03-18
Cost: free Advertising Content: moderate
Category Listings: Humor / Satire / Silly, Sexuality Info, Uncategorizable

Erotica's Fantasy is kind of a messy site. It reminds me of back in the day when people were first figuring out how to make websites and were using all kinds of "fancy" backgrounds, crazy text colours and sizes, and funny little doll graphics. The site seems to have a lot of content: there are amateur galleries with grainy web-cam shots of a woman, who I suspect is our host; there are pages of short erotic stories; there is a chat-room where guests can chat and play with web-cams (though I couldn't figure out how); and lots of broken links. I found this site exhausting to peruse and kinda boring. - Shay

Date Reviewed: 2008-02-27
Cost: free Advertising Content: Heavy
Category Listings: Uncategorizable

This version of the LondonFetishScene (LFS) Wipipedia was started in 2005 and currently boasts over a thousand articles. The site is fairly similar to Wikipdea in design, which makes it very easy to use. To test it out, I jumped to a random page: rubber fetishism, and cross checked the info there with Wikipedia to check for similarities - I found the page on Wipi went into much more detail, as I'd hoped. Wipideia is just as addictive as it's slightly more vanilla conterpart; in fact, my only problem with the site is with it's use of white text on a black background, which makes Wipidia difficult to look at for extended periods of time (that is, for as long as I'd like to explore the pages). - Shay

Date Reviewed: 2008-01-31
Cost: free Advertising Content: none
Category Listings: BDSM Resources, Uncategorizable

This certainly is an interesting concept. For a price, you can order one (or more!) of eight possible scripts ranging from "Teacher's Pet" to "High-Class Escort," with many more scripts being developed even as we speak. Before you choose a script, you can read descriptions of the scenario and get an idea of the kinds of action required. The webmasters of SexSkits.net were kind enough to send me a copy of one of their scripts. I found it to be a fun read, and definitely suitable for couples who want to explore but lack the confidence or creativity to develop such a script on their own. Particularly impressive were the preparation materials, which include information on getting into character, props, lighting and even suggestions for what to do after the scene ends. A nice resource for those of us who want to try out role-playing. Payment is accepted through PayPal. - AAG

Date Reviewed: 2008-01-21
Cost: $20.00 to $30.00 depending on script Advertising Content: low
Category Listings: Books / Zines, Sexuality Info, Uncategorizable

EroticChallenge.com currently offers 60 masturbatory challenges that you can either set for yourself or ask (beg?) your favorite Dom to set for you. Eventually the site's creator, AlisonX, plans on writing 1001 challenges, which would keep even the most ardent wanker busy for a nice long time. Challenges range from the mental (think about your favorite fetish object) to the more corporeal (use ice during masturbation). Most challenges are geared toward men but can fairly easily be adapted for women. AlisonX encourages feedback from folks who try out her challenges. She also urges heavy measures of caution and common sense for those who want to play. This is probably very wise, as I tend to question the safety of some of her suggestions. Is it a good idea to leave a rubber band around your family jewels for up to 90 minutes? Would you bathe your cock in vinegar and baking soda? Should compressed air be blown upon your John Thomas? I don't have the answers to these questions, but I would use a whole steaming heap of caution in trying things of this nature. - AAG

Date Reviewed: 2007-12-08
Cost: free Advertising Content: low
Category Listings: Blogs / Journals - BDSM Dominant, Uncategorizable

Branded Butterfly is the creative outlet for Katie, an artist with a special interest in BDSM relationships. Her site features handmade treasure boxes, collages and other personalized items, including a few related to age-play. Coming soon will be a collection of paddles. Any of Katie's products would make a nice gift for that hard-to-shop-for kinkster in your life. Katie provides very clear ordering instructions, especially as they relate to personalization. Payment is accepted through PayPal; Branded Butterfly ships only within the US. - AAG

Date Reviewed: 2007-12-04
Cost: free Advertising Content: nil
Category Listings: BDSM Gear, Sex Toys / Safer Sex Supplies, Uncategorizable

I was really intrigued with the concept of mixing pin up style photography, beautiful women, and classic movie monsters and jumped at the opportunity to review Ghoul Girls. So far the site is on the small side, but you'll find photo shoots of sexy women portraying such horror figures as Hannibal Lecter, Freddy Krueger, and the Phantom of the Opera. I enjoyed the mind fuck involved in seeing really attractive women in seductive poses while made up to resemble figures that were created in order to scare people. The photo quality is excellent and really original. The site also has a small selection of videos with out-takes and behind the scenes out-takes for members to view as well. To round out the site, members can chat with the models on a message board or in live chat. The price point is very reasonable for the quality and quantity of content and I really look forward to seeing where they take this site in the future. Highly recommended! - Wolfe

Date Reviewed: 2007-11-30
Cost: $8.99/month recurring
Category Listings: model / glamour, Streaming Video, Uncategorizable

Clan Eros gives you the opportunity to play strip pong with a pretend woman. If you win a round she takes off an item of clothing, if you lose a round she tells you to take off an item of clothing. The whole thing ends with one of you masturbating for the other (hopefully her). One of this site's selling features (beside the slow striptease that could end in you watching her with a dildo) is the mock conversation the character has with you after every point - which, admittedly, is kinda cute. So if you like playing pong against a computer and potentially watching a woman slowly strip, this could be your new favourite site. It's just too bad that there aren't any other women around to play with - just the one model. Though, if you're willing to pay $24.95/year you can play a few other games (like strip tic-tac-toe) with other women. - Shay

Date Reviewed: 2007-11-26
Cost: free Advertising Content: low
Category Listings: Solo Amateurs, Uncategorizable

Adult screen-savers offers you just that - screen-savers and desktop wallpapers made up of mainly softcore porn images. A lot of the photo sets come from Penthouse and FTVGirls. It's free to register and then you can browse their inventory to find girls that you like, preview some of the images, and download the screen-saver. Pretty simple and perfect for your home computer or for a coworker who can take a joke. They do state upfront that your email address will NOT be shared or used for anything other than updates from their own site. -Shay

Date Reviewed: 2007-11-14
Cost: free Advertising Content: low
Category Listings: model / glamour, porn star, softcore, Uncategorizable

I find contortionists almost unbearably sexy, so when in the course of wandering around the internet I came across Zlata.de, I knew I had to get my greedy little eyes into the site. Zlata possesses both enormous flexibility and beauty; she's a gorgeous blond-haired beauty who can do astounding things with her body. You can preview smaller sample images from each of her photo and video shoots before you hand over your credit card number. You can also read Zlata's diary, which contains even more sample pictures. Zlata shows absolutely no nudity on this site. Well, let me rephrase. She's sometimes naked in her pictures, but her breasts and pussy are never shown. This in no way detracts from the sex appeal of the site. Members can view over 10,000 high-quality images, categorized by pose or clothing. There's plenty of material here for those who love stockings, latex, Lycra, high heels and fishnets. I must admit that some picture sets feature an aesthetic that is beyond my comprehension. Why is Zlata in a shallow pool with slabs of raw meat hung about her body? Why is her companion threatening her with a knife? Are those noodles in the water? Is she meant to be a stew? Zlata.de also offers forty-plus videos, most in the range of ten to twenty minutes long. All are available in WMV, DivX and Real formats. For an additional fee, members can engage in webcam chats with Zlata. Prices are given in Euros. - AAG

Date Reviewed: 2007-11-14
Cost: approx. $33.78/month recurring Advertising Content: moderate
Category Listings: BDSM / Fetish Video, International Sites, Latex / PVC / Rubber, Panties/Stockings, Uncategorizable

Buck Angel is a rare one, he's a FTM transsexual who kept his female genitals. He's also the first FTM porn star and he won the AVN award for transsexual performer of the year in 2007. We reviewed Buck's paysite a few years ago and were impressed with his collection of images; his fansite is a nice compliment to his professional career. Fans can find out where he will be making appearances and read his reviews. Buck also keeps a blog on this site that he seems to update fairly frequently. The blog is mainly his fairly candid thoughts on a variety of topics: interviews, events, etc; generally it lets his fans know what he's up to in more detail. Buck also has a selection of galleries with PG photos of himself at various events. Buck's fansite is a must bookmark for his fans who want to get to know him a little better (and shop for his merch), and is worth checking out for the curious who might want to become fans, like me. - Shay

Date Reviewed: 2007-10-30
Cost: free Advertising Content: medium
Category Listings: TV & TS, Uncategorizable

In porn designed to appeal primarily to straight folks, you'll quite often see girl-girl scenes. The girls kiss and fondle and it's all very cute. You will NOT find scenes like this at CrashpadSeries.com. Instead, you'll find all manner of women having authentic sex with other women. Now when I say "women," I mean that you'll see the full range of possible varieties of women: femmes, bois, dykes, MTFs, and genderqueers of all descriptions. The sex is extremely intense, featuring lots of cocksucking, strap-ons, fisting, squirting and real orgasms. Several pairings show real-life couples; these are exceptionally hot. Approximately 15 quite long videos grace the site right now, all available in WMV or Quicktime. There are also nearly 1000 large images for your viewing pleasure. Before joining you can have a look at three video trailers and a handful of thumbnails. I've got to tell you that I'm not crazy about their membership fee schedule. Here's the rundown: You can pay your fee via check or credit card. For $20 per month, you'll be able to see the site's photos. For $30 per month, you'll also get streaming video. Bump it up to $35 a month and you'll also get downloadable video. Each of these options offers loyalty discounts; after three and six months the renewal fees drop. This seems unnecessarily confusing. It took me ten minutes to figure it all out---and that's ten minutes when I could have been viewing porn! Nevertheless, The Crash Pad is an awesome site. - AAG

Date Reviewed: 2007-10-30
Cost: $20-$35/month based on membership type Advertising Content: low
Category Listings: Downloadable Video, for women, lesbian / bi, Streaming Video, Uncategorizable

Do you have trouble communicating your sexual fantasies to your partner? If you do, My Fantasy Alert offers a solution. Users start a fantasy alert by providing your, and your partner's, names and e-mail addresses. Once you have set up an alert, you will be given four main fantasy areas: Fetish, S&M, Roleplay, and Sexual Behavior. After clicking on a topic you are given a list of topics you can check off as your interests. Once you've filled out your questionnaire, an invitiation is sent to your partner to fill out their own fantasy questionnaire, which is then matched with yours and a report is sent to you about matching fantasies. This is a fun tool for people that are just starting to date or for couples that have communication issues around sex. Privacy policy is stated, and they don't share your email - you can set your preferences around what email you will get directly from them.

Date Reviewed: 2007-09-24
Cost: Free Advertising Content: nil
Category Listings: Sexuality Info, Uncategorizable

This site features erotic t-shirts created for women. Many of the current designs involve phrases like "Kiss Me" or "Me So Horny". The t-shirts are sorted by level of naughtiness into sex kitten, sex vixen, and XXX. There is snail mail, email, telephone, and blog/myspace info available. Sale is through Paypal, so I'm unsure of how reliable that will be (since Paypal is notorious about how it deals with adult merchandise). I don't see any info on returns, privacy, or shipping. I'd write to them and get that sort of info before ordering. - Vamp

Date Reviewed: 2007-06-27
Cost: Free Advertising Content: Low
Category Listings: Lingerie, Uncategorizable

Good stuff here. This site is unique in concept and execution both, and it's all done well. They bring in beautiful women, many of whom have been models before, and hook them up to an iPod playing whatever music they'd like to trance or dance or otherwise get lost in. They tell the models that there is no real "modeling", no posing, but to just enjoy the music in whatever manner they wish to do, and the result is recorded in still images. Sufficient samples are offered for visitors to make the decision if they wish to join, and membership is relatively inexpensive. I found two dozen galleries, each of 24 images, available for zipped download by members. - Peter » More Info!

Date Reviewed: 2007-06-21
Cost: $19.95/1st mo, rebills at $12.95 Advertising Content: Low
Category Listings: fine art nudes, model / glamour, Natural Breasts, softcore, Uncategorizable

This is a site for those who love those little dimples mother nature planted in the middle of our tummies. Nombrilla's Belly Buttons promises a couple of updates a month, over a thousand images, and some WMV and QuickTime movies. Before joining, you can take a short tour of several smaller images and a few large images; there's also one very short movie of a young lady rubbing cream into her navel, yummy. Inside the member's area, you'll find a girl-next-door aesthetic, with most of their galleries featuring the friends of the webmaster. There's a forum for members and the site owner promises to answer all emails and take requests. The quantity and quality of movies is a bit disappointing. There's only a small handful and they are of amateur quality. As far as images go, there are plenty of shots of tummies framed nicely by short tops and cute panties. Some galleries feature belly button poking, exams and cleanings; a few show some light torture with needles or forceps. Some of these pictures are very high quality but others are not--you'll see a few that could be belly buttons or they could be lunar craters. My favorite part of the site was the comics page, where an artist named Pan Jr. has contributed a couple dozen very clever belly-themed strips. - AAG

Date Reviewed: 2007-05-09
Cost: $18.95/month recurring at $17.95 Advertising Content: low
Category Listings: Uncategorizable

Well this may just be the sweetest thing I've ever seen. MG, a UK-based poet and Dom, will write your lover a poem then send it off to you, all for a relatively modest fee payable through PayPal. He'll write sweet or saucy, sonnet form or free-verse; you just need to give him some guidance about your topic and recipient and he'll write it up all pretty-like. Awesome. He offers several options for presentation and price. Now wouldn't this be a better present for the Dom in your life than yet another riding crop? - AAG

Date Reviewed: 2007-05-03
Cost: free Advertising Content: low
Category Listings: mainstream erotica, Uncategorizable

Remember when you were younger and you spent your free time playing Dungeons and Dragons? Remember how there was that one cute chick who gamed with all the boys? Her character was a princess, or a paladin, or an enchantress? Remember how you used to go home after those sessions and picture that girl *as* her character, dressed in silky robes, lying in a tapestried chamber, in rapture as you ravished her? Remember that? BareMaidens is the site that will bring those fantasies to life. With over 15,000 very high-quality images, BareMaidens uses pictures to tell the story of planet Arta, where women rule--mostly naked, as it turns out. The pictures are absolutely enchanting, featuring gorgeous locations, interesting artifacts and rich costumes. The robes! The chain mail! The swords! And the boots, and the crowns, and the wands, and the thrones, and the bear, and...wait. The bear? There's a set featuring a warrior-maiden taming a bear, which I sincerely hope is photoshopped, because otherwise the bear would have been seriously frustrated and the model would have been in grave danger. Don't think BareMaidens is all about the costumes, though; you'll find truly gorgeous women shot in very provocative and creative ways. CCBill takes care of billing. Go visit this site for a real treat. You won't be disappointed. - aag » More Info!

Date Reviewed: 2007-04-16
Cost: $19.85/month, $14.95 recurring Advertising Content: nil
Category Listings: model / glamour, softcore, Uncategorizable

If you really, REALLY love to see tongues, TongueArt might be the site for you. Here you'll find images and video of 30+ cute young women showing off their truly inspirational tongues for your viewing pleasure. Some of the performances focus only on the tongue. These are shot in graphic close-up with a fish-eye lens while the girls gyrate, lick and wiggle their tongues for you. Other videos involve various food products (whipped cream, white chocolate, suckers). There's a foot-licking video and a couple of girl-girl videos thrown in for good measure. TongueArt is strictly a no-frills site. You get several hours of wmv videos and a few hundred pictures, but there are no message boards, stories, web-master comments or extra nonsense to ruin the pure enjoyment of these women's tongues. You'll perhaps notice that I haven't mentioned a tour. There is no tour. You can have a peek at some rotating images grabbed from the videos (you are also offered the option to purchase clips directly), but that's it. Updates are posted a few times a month and the webmaster can be contacted via email. Enjoy! - alwaysarousedgirl

Date Reviewed: 2007-03-19
Cost: $24.95/month, $18.95 recurring Advertising Content: low
Category Listings: BDSM / Fetish Video, Uncategorizable, WAM Wet / Messy